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If you like precarious situations, palpable awkwardness and generally botched handlings of emotional moments...or if you just like Jean Claude Van Damme. This one's for you:



Ok well, that one was mostly just for the Van Damme fans. But there's this too:

Honorably Mentioned short story on HumorPress:

James and the Giant, Glaring Realization I'm Better Off Alone and/or with Cats